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100% you like Short Jokes Anyone Can Remember



100% you like Short Jokes Anyone Can Remember
100% you like Short Jokes Anyone Can Remember

1. Why are koalas not real bears?
Do not mix with koalafication.

2. What do you get when you cross dyslexic, insomniac, and agnostic?
Someone who sleeps at night wondering if there was a dog.

3. A giant goes into a pile with steering wheels, a nail leg and a parish on his shoulder. The author says, "Hello, you have wheels to straighten your pants."
The Pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It drives me nuts. ”

4. The bear enters the restaurant and says "I want a little cheese ... ……………………………………." The attendant says "What do you cross?"
The bear responds "Whisdya is saying, I am a WOMAN."

5. What do you call bears without ears?
B.

6. Why do the blind not see?
Because it scares the faeces out of their dogs.

7. I went into a pet store. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The trooper said, "You want an aquarium?"
I said, "I don't care what the star sign is."

8. What does the Buddha ask the hot dog seller?
Make me one and all. ”

Do you know why you never saw elephants hiding in the trees?
Because they really know.

9. What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

10. A lonely man enters his ___.
5. Where does the General keep his troops?
To his limits!

11. I saw the ink eating grapes.
I told her, you have to wait. (Mitch Hedberg)

12. What is brown and sticky?
A stick.

13.Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
14. What do you do when you are angry?
It gets a jalapeƱo face!

15. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.

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